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Other convenient or totally useless reports.

Usage

report_date(...)

report_story(...)

Arguments

...

Arguments passed to or from other methods.

Value

Objects of class report_text().

See also

Examples

library(report)

report_date()
#> It's Tuesday, July 05 of the year 2022, at  5pm 57 and 27 seconds
summary(report_date())
#> 05/07/22 - 17:57:27
report_story()
#> Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.