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Other convenient or totally useless reports.

Usage

report_date(...)

report_story(...)

Arguments

...

Arguments passed to or from other methods.

Value

Objects of class report_text().

See also

Examples

library(report)

report_date()
#> It's Saturday, February 04 of the year 2023, at  6pm 04 and 26 seconds
summary(report_date())
#> 04/02/23 - 18:04:26
report_story()
#> Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's
#> not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a
#> Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to
#> influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the
#> dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark
#> side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
#> He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power,
#> which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice
#> everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He
#> could save others from death, but not himself.